Personality:
Of all the animals of the Chinese zodiac, your are the most intelligent. Your pranks, finesse and craftiness get you out of the most delicate situations without a scratch. Particularly at ease in public and at parties with beautiful people, you are charming, surprising and entertaining with the faces you make, and your irresistible, funny stories. You can also laugh at yourself with astonishing lucidity. Your character is that of a "happy pessimist" and you adapt easily to any context - and not without a certain amount of cunning. Confronted by a muscle-bound adversary, you use servility and flattery to lead him by the nose. Your skillfulness in the art of manipulation has no equal and you easily play the actor to soothe those around you. Crocodile tears and
shameless lies are part of your daily bread. If you are caught, you have the good grace to
recognize the error of your ways and can make others forgive you. You jump from branch to branch, from problem to problem, with an incredible degree of fickleness which borders on childishness. It is difficult to keep you in one place; at the least sign of boredom, you swing to
another tree. But behind your mimics and gestures hides an old monkey that the Chinese name The Wise One. Your fault : You want to be first at any price...
Work:
Ambitious, inventive and gifted, you work on all fronts with incredible speed. You constantly
need new projects to undertake and daring challenges. You are resourceful in business, skillful in negotiations and insatiable in all that you do. Your good humor easily motivates the troops. While success comes to you easily, it quickly becomes difficult for you to manage. Success
goes to your head and you become arrogant and mean to those around you. No-one would
hesitate slipping a banana peel under your feet - a pirouette and you're gone!
Money:
You love money because it is an exterior sign of your value. A Monkey never works "for
nothing" - all the more since you spend your money to create a comfortable, luxurious life for your family. You love to make them happy by giving them sumptuous gifts and often buy expensive, impractical presents on the spur of the moment. You don't hoard money and claim that you will never be lacking in anything. You are lucid and lucky.
Love:
Passion exalts your imagination so you dislike the routine of everyday life. You idealize your
partner but can't bear that they are only human with faults and manias like everyone else. But you can't live alone. You are an eternal adolescent, in love with the stars and with a taste for seduction. You are gifted in seducing and ravaging hearts with no sense of guilt. Being funny, imaginative and mischievous are your favorite arms. To seduce you, a person must tell you
that you are the best, surprise you every day, laugh at your jokes and never yawn with
boredom.